today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
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Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES
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#MeanGirls
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THE BEST THING EVER
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omg i was sitting next to some guy today, and he turns to an asian girl to his right and says “were you affected by the radiation in japan?” and then it got really quiet then after a minute he added “because you are just glowing”
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Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
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Never drop a book in the bath again! An 8 year old’s invention.
that eight year old is the chosen one
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Groom high fives the best man during the first kiss, lol
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